My Morning Bracket

IT'S AWESOME, BABY!! A super, scintilating, sensational field of 33 battling it out for the coveted 2010 MT Name of the Year title. I gotta tell you, baby, I am so fired up right now!

Can favorite Maryluz Bravo-Axline cruise her way to the championship? Will Malachi Charbonneau, who narrowly missed out on a #1 seed, fight his way to victory? What about the stacked Southcoast region - Wen Hao Wu as a seven seed? Are you serious?!

Hey, Jealousy.

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a sweet-ass name like some of the people I work with, you feel me? Seriously folks, would you rather go through life pushing a pencil with a name like Matthew Johnson, or KICKING FUCKING ASS as Barkevious Mingo?

Yeah, thought so.